Friday, September 3, 2010

Oris TT3 Darryl O' Young Limited Edition 997


ORIS TT3 Darryl O' Young Limited Edition available in two sizes of 43.5mm & 41.0mm as Darryl's two racing cars, Porsche 911 GT3 RSR (3996cc) & Porsche GT3 Cup S (3598cc).

Darryl is the first Chinese compete in European Porsche Mobile 1 Supercup & double champion in PCCA. Darryl himself wear number 055 of the larger model of ORIS TT3 Darryl O' Young Limited Edition as 55 is his usual racing number.

ORIS TT3 Darryl O' Young Limited Edition has a 0.5mm thick transparent crystal glass dial 1st used on ORIS that has a 3D effect special printed with "wheel rim" pattern. The numerals appear in same Microgramma typeface as the numbers on the dashboard of Darryl's racing car. In addition, ORIS red rotor with Darryl's signature is the power of the "engine" that specially dedicated to those focus on power & precision of his career like Darryl on his race track with outstanding result constantly strive for perfection by ORIS, the watchmaker.





Specification of ORIS TT3 Darryl O' Young Limited Edition
Case: Multi-piece titanium case, black plated,
minutes scale top ring
Dial: Mineral crystal dial

Strap/Bracelet: Black rubber strap, stai
nless steel, black PVD plated, folding clasp
Top Glass: Sapphire, domed on both sides, anti-reflective coating inside

Case Back: Titanium, black plated, screwed, see-through mineral glass
Operating Devices: Stainless steel crown, black PVD plated

Luminous Material: Indices and hands Superluminova BG W9
Water Resistance: 10 bar (100 m, 328 ft)

Interhorn Wid
th: 28 mm
Movement: Automatic winding date.

Number: Oris 733, base SW 200
Dimensions: Ø 25.60 mm, 11 1/2’’’

Func
tions: Centre hands for hours, minutes and seconds, date window, instantaneous date, date corrector, fine timing device and stop-second
Winding: Automatic winding, bi-directionally rotating red rot
or
Power-Reserve: 38 hrs
Vibrations: 28’800 A/h, 4 Hz
Jewels: 26
Extras: Special presentation tyre box, limited to 997









Uniquen
ess of ORIS TT3 Darryl O' Young Limited Edition
1) "Blue Ray reflection" under flurecent Tuib light/Sun light around Domed Sapphire Crytal Top Glass.

2) Stainless Steel Dotted Circle Around number 12,3,6,9 attractively shine under tuib light.
3) Double minutes scale indicator (one on bezel & one inside).
4) See-through Brand name

5) Middle position of "swiss made"

6) Super large
numbering for 12,3,6,9.
7) Porsch
e Dashboard font typeface.
8) Double dotted indicator above 12 o'clock.

9) 4 o'clock p
osition date indicator
10) Min
eral Crystal dial.
11) Domed Sapphire Crystal
12) Sport Rim pattern printed on dial.
13) Inner bevel edge below the transparent dial (can see shadow of sport rim) which can see clearly around 10-11 o'clock (picture above) make sport rim design more 3D realitic.
14) Limited edition less than 1000 units worldwide.

15) Adjustable folder clasp allow any wrist size without cutting bracelet.
16) 26 jewels (this design look similar to ETA2824-2, however ETA2824-2 only have
25 Jewels)
17) Spoke-man signature on rotor behind the watch.
18) Multi-piece Titanium case.

19) Visible limited edition serial number on the side of the watch

I have never see a watch with so many unique features. Moreover, the pricing of the watch is rated affordable and through my own personal point of view, the pricing is actually below it's actual value. It's a wonderful watch to keep!!

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

阿窿與保險

一名保險從事員一天見到一位"阿窿"。
問:"先生,您買保險了嗎?"
阿窿答:"保險公司騙錢的啦!我怎麼會買呢?"
保險從事員答:"先生,現在全世界都在想盡辦法騙保險公司的錢,保險公司怎麼會騙您的錢呢?"
阿窿答:"咦?原來保險公司和我是同行,那好!我就支持支持一下…"
簽完單后,保險從事員忍不住問他的新客戶:"先生,為什麼您說保險是您的同行?"
阿窿答:"不對嗎?現在全世界都在想盡辦法騙阿窿的錢,阿窿怎麼會騙客戶的錢呢?所以你這個保險佬騙了我買你的保險,那麼你現在是不是也應該支持支持一下你的同行我呢?"
保險從事員:"#%*€#!!…"

Saturday, August 14, 2010

A Funny Joke


I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman Assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I answered honestly "No, this is my first time."

So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store to see if it were empty. It was empty.

"Just a minute," she said, and walked to the door, and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside.

"Do these excite you?" She asked. Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head.

She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk. "Well, come on", she said, "We don't have much time." So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOW. I was done within a few moments.

She looked at me with a bit of a frown. "Did you put that condom on?" She asked. I said, "I sure did," and held up my thumb to show her. She beat the shit out of me...

Monday, August 9, 2010

High Tech Con-man

Latest scam tactics in Taiwan...it will likely to nearer to you soon!
So please be aware.

DO NOT LEND YOUR HANDPHONE TO STRANGERS !!!

These con artists who will approach you are likely to be a female or
an elderly person. They will tell you that they just got rob and need
to call the police. Right in front of you, they will call 110, 911 or
119 (the emergency tel for the local police). They will speak loudly
for you to hear that they are reporting a case but halfway through,
they will pretend that the reception is poor and walk about 5meters
away from you with their back towards you.

All they need is 1min and a tiny gadget that acts as a USB (available
for sale in China) to copy your entire phone book contacts.

Then over the next few hours, they will SMS to all your contacts,
pretending to be you (with your tel no appearing in your contact's
phone). The SMS will say that you are now overseas, in trouble with
the police, you cannot use your phone and that is why you are sending
out SMS. You need help to transfer money to an account. Usually the
amount they ask is within affordable range. Your phone will not be
contactable for the few hours that they are busy sending out SMS. So
your family and friends will believe you are in trouble.

The case below happened to a Taiwanese and he reported to the local
police a few days later when his friends finally manage to contact him
and he learned that he was being duped. The police told him that this
is an old trick that they use to target tourists and now they are
moving to the locals.

So my friends, please do not lend your phone to ANYONE you do not
know. If they really want help, send them to the nearest police
station!




手機千萬不要借給陌生人用!!!

兄弟,借個手機打一下吧!
別以為手機在妳視線範圍內就沒有事!
也不能感歎為什麼現在的社會,人與人之間情誼越來越淡薄.
衹要男人別好色,女人同情心不泛濫,以下例子不會發生在各位身上滴。。。

手機千萬不要借給別人用!!!

我現在的天是灰色的,無緣無故的背上了三十多萬的債務,雖然這些錢不會讓我沒飯吃,但是這種賠錢和欠錢方式,我實在是無法接受。我給大家講我這幾天的真實經歷,情景還原:

4月4日清明節這天,我和老婆去金寶山掃完墓覺得時間還早,就去百貨公司買幾件換季新衣服,逛到二樓的時候,老婆內急去廁所,我就在廁所外面等她,這時跑過來一個女孩(這女孩很漂亮,165的個頭,打扮的很時尚, 很清純的裝扮,是男人誰也無法拒絕對這樣一個女孩的幫助那一型,但怎麼也不可能拿她和騙子劃等號。)含著淚對我說:

“大哥,您借我手機用一下好嗎? 我的皮包連手機剛才被人偷了,我要報警,求求您了。

我當時啥都沒說就把手機拿給了她,她當著我的面就打了110,然後和police大人對話,這一切的一切都非常正常,我沒有任何戒心,然後她喂喂了兩聲說信號不好,就往我遠處走了五
六米 ,並且背對著我打電話,因為還在我的可控範圍內,而且她說什麼我都聽的到,我也沒有警惕,說實話誰能對這樣一個弱不禁風打扮時尚的美女有戒心呢?

她大概背著我和police交流了兩分鍾,然後轉過頭把手機遞給我:“大哥,實在太謝謝您了,police一會就到,您真是好人。

” 我一看手機完好就說:“沒事的,能幫到妳最好了,以後要把手機放好了”
這時老婆出來了,我們就繼續逛商場了,一切看著那麼平淡正常!!!

但是噩耗已離我不遠 。。。。。。。。。。

4月6日,我和我老婆的手機就傳來了一個接著一個的怪異的訊息,第一個接到電話的是我老婆,是她妹妹打來了說:“姐夫怎麼回事呀?在大連PC(嫖妓)被抓了,怎麼找我來借錢呀?”

第二個是我的一個下屬打來的說:“胡哥,錢匯過去了,趕緊把事情擺平吧,我手上就這30000現錢,都給妳匯過去了,希望能幫上忙。”

這時我跟我老婆已經傻了,不停的解釋著,接著接到了不下100個電話,整個一天我們都在解釋著、辯解著,手機一直沒停過,到晚上終於沒有電話了,我和老婆靜下來的思考結果是:

我遇到騙子了,騙子以我的名義給我所有的親朋好友發短信,說我出事了,在大連PC被抓了,現在需要50000塊錢贖身,手裏沒有那麼多現錢,不敢和家裏人要錢,在拘留所裏不能接聽電話 ,衹能找妳相助
。。。。。。。。

我意識到了問題的嚴重性,趕緊要來了敗壞我名譽的電話號碼給他打電話,但是,不是無人接聽就是忙,發短信也不回。

我頭完全大了,不知所以,誰能這麼準確知道我那麼多的聯繫人呢?
而且知道所有人的姓名,我想是不是手機中毒了,號碼被盜走了。

第二天繼續接到很多詢問電話,我才意識到問題的嚴重性,公司主管也給我打來了電話 。。。。

我當時想去尋死了。。。。這絕對是我當時的真實想法,已經沒有勇氣面對眼前這件事了,因為我在國營企業上班,遇到這種傷風敗俗的事情,以後很難﹛起頭了。

由於我沒有頭緒,毫無解決辦法,我趕緊找我的一個當pollice的朋友幫忙,我去他單位找他,把這件事從頭到尾跟他說了一遍,沒想到他樂了:

“哎呀。。。。,你也上這種當了,這個專偷手機號碼的騙子太可恨了,說實話我今早上也收到你的求救短信了,但是我不信是真的,正想有時間就給妳打電話呢,沒想到你就來了。春節過後我們接到好幾起這樣的報案了,這幫人專騙外國人的,沒想到現在開始琢磨國人了。

他告訴了我一切:我的police朋友是這樣闡述作案流程的:

1、 騙子通常都是女性或者老人利用借手機名義,把你手機拿到手,用一種名叫“備備手機號碼備份器”迅速盜取手機號碼,能夠在幾秒鐘內就能將你手機通訊錄的電話號碼和SIM卡裏的電話號碼同時提取,儲存在那個機器裏,衹要將他和手機用手機資料線相連就一眨眼的功夫,你的手機通訊錄就失竊了。

2、 騙子通常會以當事者的名義發簡訊給你通訊錄裏的人行騙,編的故事通常很惡劣,讓被騙方不便打電話求證詢問,一般都是騙男士,說是在異地PC被抓,趕緊匯款過去救命。

3、 作案者通常是收到幾筆款後就登出賬號了。

天呀,聽到這些之後,我崩潰了,趕緊跟我手機裏聯繫人群發了短信,告訴了他們事情經過,別讓他們受騙。最後統計共有9個親朋好友上當受騙了,兩個表弟,兩個同學,一個客戶,四個下屬
。。。共計36萬7千元。。。

現在警方正在追捕嫌疑犯,但是能抓到可能性很小,這些人都是慣犯,很狡猾的。

如果過兩天抓不到,我衹能自己去還這些錢。錢不是最大的問題,關鍵是我這人丟大了,公私所有人都知道這件事了,以訛傳訛說我在外地PC被抓了,被騙了好多錢。。。。。。

朋友們千萬不要把手機借給陌生人了,不要走我的老路,誰找你借手機,都不能借。

剛開始看的時候我還不信,哪有這麼強大的產品,幾秒鐘就能備份出電話號碼?後來一查“備 備手機號碼備份器”,果然有啊!簡直是行騙走江湖的必備法寶啊!

Friday, August 6, 2010

女人對付男人的利器和武器

那天一對男女朋友在吃午飯,女性朋友問: "是不是男人都愛會撒嬌的女人?"。
男友答: "當然!撒嬌是女人對付男人的利器嘛!"。
"那麼眼淚呢?"女性朋友問。
男友笑着說: "眼淚是女人對付男人的武器!"
過了一會,吃完飯后,女性朋友不滿意地説: "我還是認為對付男人最好的利器和武器是擁有渾圓堅挺的乳房!"
男友頓了一頓,想了一想,答道: "渾圓堅挺的乳房是女人對付男人的兇器也!"

Monday, August 2, 2010

妳的尾巴怎麼那樣長?

讀學院時,有一位至交男性好友,上知天文,下知地理,什麼古靈精怪的事物都能發揮!
有位漂亮女生總是喜歡和他斗嘴,一天這位男性朋友頂不順了,問她: "妳的尾巴怎麼那樣長?"
她不明所以地問: "你這話是什麼意思?"
他有趣地答道: "不然為什麼我走到哪兒都踩着了妳?"

Thursday, July 29, 2010

A Funny Joke

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me... her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is: ALWAYS keep your condoms in your car.

A humourous secretary

Few years back, I worked in a logistics company. The secretary to my boss was a competent, multi-tasking person who earned high respect from us.
One day, a colleague receive a call from his client. After the call, he shouted & asked, "Anybody knows where Batang Berjuntai is? I need to quote my client."
No one seems to know where the location is. Then he turned to the super woman for help. However, she was very busy carrying out her work. The man shouted to her, "Hey! Did you hear me? I am asking you where Batang Berjuntai is; between Selangor (central Malaysia) and Johor (Southern M'sia)? Or between Selangor (central) and Perak (Northern)?"
The secretary replied, "between your legs.."

A Watch that went to the MOON.

Another reason why mechanical watches are more expensive than electronic watches are because the mechanical watches can still function under extreme weather if the lubricant used is appropriate. The liquid screen of electronic watches may freeze under extreme temperatures. Thus, Armstrong wore an OMEGA (mechanical watch) when he stepped on the moon instead of electronic watch. A battery watch cannot withstand this extreme temperature too.

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

你的墨鏡比我黑

七八年前,和友人共乘一車到遠處工幹。在大道上飛快奔馳着,快活無比!口里哼着歌曲,心情棒極!
突然,被前方兩名交通警栽停車子。我心里想,完蛋!下一秒一個念頭,幸好是朋友在開車。當交警走過來時,友人劈頭就問: "多少?"。我的媽呀!有這樣問人的嗎?交警頓了一會,答: "先生,這道路時速八十公里,您跑一百,請出示身份證及駕車執照。"
我後悔了,早知道我開車就好了!當交警拿了證照望一望我友,說: "先生,為什麼你戴墨鏡?"。友人毫不客氣地頂回一句: "那你又戴?"。我心里冒出一百個一千個后悔,想: "你這不是在自找麻煩,壽星公嫌命長?"。
交警鐵青着臉答: "我的不夠你的黑!"
友人立即道: "所以我沒看見你,被你看見,被你抓了!"

賭一百摸胸不碰衣

十九歲那一年,我們幾個男生坐在咖啡館里談天說地。一人說: "你們有和女生玩過摸胸不碰衣的游戲嗎?"。
几個男生都好奇地問: " 可能嗎?"
他說: "我們賭一賭吧!如果我能,你輸一塊錢。如果不能我輸一百,如果你是女生,你會玩嗎?"
不知是誰答: "也許吧!"
他說: "那好!你就把手放在她的胸前一兩寸的地方,來回撫摸,問對方可有感覺。當她説沒有時,重复數次,問同樣問題。在第三四次后,直接了當地抓下去!然後掏出一百元,放下就走,說我輸了!"
几個男生看着他: "這樣也行?"
更絕的是,我問: "一百元摸一次女人胸會不會貴一點?"
他答: "你怎麼那樣笨?賭五塊錢不行嗎?"
@&#!....

本人嚴重警告,千萬別用此方法去玩!萬一惹上官司,本人並不負責。

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

女強人或是強女人?

今天和一班女同事要到市里上課,分別駕了兩輛汽車到了第一個目的地后再共乘一輛到市里。我駕着第二輛車子,追得好苦。
上了她們的車子后,我抱怨她們駕得好快!
她們說: "用V-power汽油吧!快,省,強!",也提義我用Semi Synthetic潤滑油。
我吃驚地看着她們說: "這應該是男人才會的事,怎麼妳們都比我清楚?"。
她們答: "當然!我們是強女人!"
我問: "不是女強人嗎?"
她們說: "不同!女強人什麼都要管,強女人是什麼都要懂。况且,男人可接受強女人,但不是女強人。。。"
我啞口無言。。。
那妳是強女人還是女強人?

Merchandise/Products are more expensive when it is rare.

One of the reason why machanical watches are more expensive than electronic watches is because machanical watches require highly expertise skills in human assembly to achieve time accuracy. Mass production in such situation are not possible.